MOM WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING
- Mom: I have one of those boat things
- Me: What
- Mom: Like with two people
- Me: a canoe?
- Mom: No its like a boat and its two people who you want to love each other
- Me:
- Me: mom-
- Mom: It can be real life right
- Me: MO-
- Mom: You and your friend
- Me: OH MY GOD MOM ARE YOU SHIPPI-
- Mom: Yeah, that thing
- Me: MOM YOU WILL NOT SHIP YOUR OWN CHILD
- Mom: I can do what you want. He needs to get rid of that girlfriend of his
- Me: MOM
- Me: JUST
- Me: PLEASE STOP
- Me: PLEASE
- /sobbing
